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YouTube Movie of the Day - 6/22 - June 22, 2007

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I love watching the National Geographic Channel. Here is an episode dedicated to the mating dances of the New Jersicus Guidopotumus while on spring break in Cabo. Notice how when the Guidopotumus starts to perspire from performing his mating dance, the copious amounts of hair gel commingles with the orange tanning lotion on his skin, creating an adhesive fluid that coats his entire body. This virtually transforms the Guidopotomus into a spider web with track pants, and this is how he stalks potential mating partners in the wild. Watch as he attempts to lure a seemingly unsuspecting female into a steroid-fueled lover's lock.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 9:37 AM

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I think I need to watch the National Geographic channel more often...

Posted by: Guido Murphy at June 22, 2007 10:29 AM

Oh . . . My . . . God!! That was the most random thing in the world but it gives me one more reason to hate people from New Jersey. Thanks.

Posted by: Dina at June 22, 2007 06:20 PM

Dude. Did this remind you any of the Sims games? Ever seen how awkward those characters are? Who was controlling these people?

Posted by: Wayland at June 22, 2007 06:44 PM

Times like that make me wish black people were around to remedy that guido-douche.

Posted by: at June 23, 2007 05:04 PM

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