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Wanna be a Baller...Shock Collar - April 20, 2009

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My girlfriend and I just moved into a condo, and held a housewarming party to celebrate with our friends and family. I was celebrating extra-hard, mostly because I'm finally living somewhere that doesn't smell like a hollowed out horse carcass baking in the desert sun, and decided it would be a good idea to test our puppy's new bark control collar on myself. It took a while for me to figure out that barking wouldn't set the collar off, but a low-level DMX-esque growl would do just right. Luckily, my friend Teddy just picked up a Blackberry and decided to use its camcorder function, albeit late enough that I was forced to electrocute myself twice.

Also, I'm working on a new story for you guys and I should have it up sooner than later. Sorry for being a phantom for so long.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 5:51 AM

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Nice. Me and my friend once burnt up a cheap ebay taser after repeatedly tasing one another for long periods of time to see who could last the longest. Yeah.... Now can we get Ginsanity Part 6... Pretty Please?

Posted by: ThatGuy85 at April 20, 2009 11:40 AM

If you read the site properly you'd know he is turning ginsanity into a book and the last update was to show he is still here posting etc. It would be stupid to go and post the rest of the story here because that would cost him money when the book comes out. Why would (most) people pay for something they hcan have for free?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 24, 2009 06:58 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice.

If just using the shock collar isn't working for you then you could try singing a tune while the current is flowing. Or, if these methods of self-destruction are becoming too boring and stale, you could always volunteer yourself to run with a boat on your head. That's always fun.

Tell Tucker he's a tool for me.

Posted by: Ator at April 27, 2009 07:35 AM

You dumbass.

Posted by: The Bunny at May 28, 2009 01:21 AM

I agree, Bunny. As for you Mike, what does "sooner than later" mean to you? To me, it means not waiting well over a month for the next story..........But, you do not owe it to anyone to even continue posting on here at all, so I guess I'm going to have to wait it out & take what I can get, however sporadic it may be. I really enjoy your work-keep it up

KUNGFU MIKE EDIT: To me, "sooner than later" means shut the fuck up. I'll post a new story when I have five minutes to scratch my own ass. It's not like I sit at home all day and suckle from the financial teat of Rudius Media, Jen. Daddy pays his own bills.

I'm glad you like my stuff, though.

Posted by: at June 4, 2009 08:02 PM

Funny video. Where is the new story, dude?

Posted by: at June 7, 2009 02:12 PM

lol funny video, good that you tried what your going to inflict on your dog. Those things dont work anyway, which is even funnier.

Posted by: Si at August 16, 2009 12:24 PM

420 woooo!!!

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