Tila Tequila is a Liar - March 6, 2007

(Reconditioning Batteries)

Does the name Tila Nguyen ring a bell? You probably know her as "Tila Tequila," of fame (or infamy). Tila, Vietnamese by heritage, was born in Singapore back in 1981 and later immigrated with her family to Houston, Texas, where she fostered her disgusting sense of self-entitlement by bullying everyone around her to the point that she was forced to switch middle schools. Upon entering high school, Tila began experimenting with drugs and getting passed around from gang to gang as a sucky/fucky cholo cum dumpster. When Tila discovered that her body could no longer handle the vast quantity of semen that was being pumped into it, she ran away to Queens, New York to drain herself. When she returned home shortly after, she continued begging for her parents' attention. Showing the world how "wild and uninhibited" she was, she kindled a three-way lesbian relationship. A few years later, Tila felt that her life would only get worse if she stayed in the Houston area, so she picked up and moved to wholesome, 7th Heaven-esque Hollywood, California where she found her true self. And Myspace.

As of April 2006, Tila "Tequila" Nguyen is the most popular person on Myspace (golf clap). She has managed to leverage her popularity into such spectacular feats of celebrity as becoming a contestant on VH1's Surviving Nugent, a reoccurring host on Fuse TV's Pants-Off Dance-Off, the cover of Stuff magazine, and she even showed her tits a few times for .

Unfortunately for us, somewhere between accumulating 1.7 million WoW calloused nerds on her friends list, taking her clothes off for money, and gathering together a bobble-headed entourage of cunt-lapping sycophants, she decided to tackle the music industry.

She became the lead singer/songwriter for a couple of retarded bands that she scraped together, Beyond Betty Jean (RIP) and Jealousy (MIA). Shockingly, Tila ended up landing a track titled "Straight Up" on Myspace Records' first compilation album in November of 2005. In April of 2006, it was announced on TRL that Tila signed a deal with Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas' vanity label, , which is a part of A&M Records.

I procured all of that information from her page the other day. When I clicked on the link to her Myspace profile, I came across this recent :

The future of the music business is being re-written - NOW. Have you ever had the power to make a massive change? Start a war; stop a war; forge a new path; break down old barriers? Have you, a friend, a neighbor, or even someone you don't like, struggled for years to achieve a dream that a few people control the outcome of, and they tell you that you can't do it? If 99¢ was a step toward changing all that, would you spend it? One artist, who has spent her life trying to break down stereotypes and rules (of what a "model" is, of what it is to be Asian-American, of what kind of artist you have to be to get a record label to sign you), is taking a massive step towards a new idea and fighting back hard against the traditional means to build a music career.

Tila Tequila turned down two record deals, believing that having absolute control over the kind of music she released and how she was portrayed was more important than being part of the system. She's done it all on her own up to this point, so why not continue? Tila has recorded music, picked a single, shot a video, and is set to release everything WITHOUT the help of a label. She is convinced that she knows what her fans want, not some corporate A&R guy at that multibillion dollar company, watching their bottom line. It's about music. And freedom.

Whether you are a fan of Tila's or not, you are someone or know someone who needs this change to happen. For artists to be able to own and control their own rights, and not rely on one of THREE major corporations. To decide that you are good enough! This is the beginning of a new digital revolution...the artist's active participation in Web 2.0. Don't be left behind...

I swear I heard tires screeching to a halt in my head when I read this. I was left staring at my computer screen in silence, hoping to Christ that it was one of those pranks where a scary face pops up and a loud scream booms out of my speakers, shaking me out of my trance. Something was fishy. I mean, why would Tila Tequila, an artist with a record deal, painstakingly go through the labor and expense of pumping a single from an upcoming album on her own? Why would she denounce the evils of the music industry at the same time that she was working in tandem with it?

For the sake of understanding my thought process, let's talk about the most accepted definition of Web 2.0. Taken from :

A social phenomenon embracing an approach to generating and distributing Web content itself, characterized by open communication, decentralization of authority, freedom to share and re-use, and "the market as a conversation"

In a nutshell, the phrase "Web 2.0" refers to what seems to be a second generation of networking offerings on the internet. Shit like , and all fall under this new category of communicatory services now available on the web. The relevant implication of Web 2.0 here is that an artist - whether she is a writer, film maker, musician, etc. - can now bypass traditional industry authorities (literary agents, production companies and distribution conglomerates) and publish her work on her own. Web 2.0 allows people with amazing talent to easily share that talent with the world. Conversely, it allows hopelessly talentless people to knife rape your fragile little eyes, ears and brains into paste, making it almost impossible to navigate the sea of suck that Web 2.0 has inevitably become.

Something inside of me screamed conspiracy when I was through reading that blog entry on Tila's profile, so I did a little more digging. I kept thinking to myself, if she had a sure thing with a record deal, why was she taking the monstrous risk of releasing a single independently? Sure, the concept of the "do it yourself" Web 2.0 movement is fascinating and liberating, but if somebody already has success going through conventional channels, why wouldn't they go that route?

A day later, I revisited page to find that the sentence "In an interview with the TRL VJs, Will.i.am announced that Nguyen was signed to the Will.i.am Music Group, a record label under A&M Records" had been edited to say that Will.i.am falsely announced a record deal with his label. Wait, what? Why would someone like Will.i.am, whose label has a legitimate stable of artists like Macy Gray and Fergie, need to lie about signing a virtual nobody in the music industry like Tila Tequila? The argument could be made that he was misinformed about the deal, but how could the head of the fucking record label make such a ridiculous blunder like that on national television? It's just impossible. Nothing about this was making any sense.

"Me Vietnamese, me play joke - me fuck 12 guys, then snort coke."

Further digging only procured contrary statements about the deal. Countless sources across the internet have reported about Tila Tequila's "revolutionary" decision to independently release her single/album, all while touting a rebellious Web 2.0 DIY anthem. They also report about her deal with A&M/Will.i.am Music Group in the bio section of those same articles. Strangely enough, nobody is talking about why Tila, who had a record deal sitting in her lap, would throw it all away. No news clips about the deal expiring or about any kind of dissension or split with The Will.i.am Music Group. BESIDES WHAT IS ON HER WIKIPEDIA PAGE, NOBODY IS EVEN REPORTING THAT THE DEAL IS OFF.

Color me crazy, but don't you think that a record label that has produced a handful of tracks for an artist with the intention of releasing that artist's album would be pissed about that very same artist just walking away with their work with middle fingers in the air? Don't you think that the Will.i.am Music Group, A&M or even the Universal Music Group would be pumping their side of the story out to the Associated Press so that Tila's pediatric ranting on her blog wasn't the only version of the story? Why isn't this being talked about?

I ended up getting in contact with Hillary Siskand, a PR person that does work for The Will.i.am Music Group. I asked her all of those questions; was Tila ever signed to Will.i.am? If so, what happened to the deal? Tila is listed as an artist on the Universal Group's . Is she on Universal Music Group (the parent company of A&M/Will.i.am Music Group) as an artist? She refused to tell me anything other than the fact that Tila did not currently have a record deal with Will.i.am records. None of my other inquiries to A&M or The Universal Music Group regarding this were answered. Fishy, fishy, fishy.

Another facet of this mystery that needed to be explored was the fact that Tila is selling her single "I Love U" through iTunes. How did she manage to get a track on iTunes all by her lonesome? Regardless of her D-list celebrity status, there are very established artists that have been represented by record labels their whole careers that don't even have their entire catalogue available on iTunes. After some more exploring, I found out that comes courtesy of her deals with both (a digital record label/distribution outfit) and , a global entertainment producer who was behind shows like Big Brother and Deal or no Deal.

This in itself shatters the previous notion that Tila was doing this without any backing from a label. On February 27th, it was that she was being managed by Strategic Artist Management and had recently signed on with the industry-giant United Talent Agency for all areas of representation. The more research I did, the more names and companies I realized were attached to Tila's "Web 2.0 independent internet revolution", making the whole thing look more and more like a music industry wolf dressed in a DIY sheep's clothing than anything else.

There are too many questions that have been left unanswered. Neither the Will.i.am Music Group, A&M nor the Universal Music Group have Tila Tequila listed as a signed artist on their respective web pages, but why is she on the front of Universal Music Group's ? Is it because there really never was a deal, or is it because there still is a deal and they are trying to leverage her internet credibility for sales they probably wouldn't get through mainstream channels? Could it be that Tila Tequila and her record label are using her unwitting Myspace fan base as a test market for her music, just to make sure that it is marketable before the release of a full length album? Could it be, when she has successfully scammed her flock of sheep into downloading enough singles and proven that she stuck it to the man, that she will stick her flag on the mountain peak and claim to her naïve fans that they were the reason that the music world was rocked into submission?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Any way you slice it, something isn't right about what's going on here, and the questions aren't going to be answered until more people start recognizing the inconsistencies in Tila Tequila's "revolution" and start digging for the truth behind the Web 2.0 propaganda. But who cares? Her music sucks more cock than...well, her. And she looks like a bug.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 4:47 PM

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Posted by: at March 6, 2007 06:35 PM

Man! When you rip someone you go to lengths that I would never expect. I second the "Bravo!" from Gretchen.

Posted by: Wayland at March 6, 2007 09:38 PM

she does look like a bug... and her music makes me want to jump on many rakes.

Posted by: D at March 7, 2007 12:55 AM

She doesn't have the intelligence or the business savvy to launch a 'self-release'. Give me a break. And having support from UTA, INgrooves, SAM, and Endemol isn't exactly 'doing it yourself'. Sucky/fucky cholo cum dumpster, indeed.

Posted by: ChingChong at March 7, 2007 08:50 AM

I think Macy Gray and Fergie need to be kept in a real stable FYI.

Posted by: Zach at March 7, 2007 09:56 AM

"Me Vietnamese, me play joke - me fuck 12 guys, then snort coke."

Hahaha I love this quote. I agree with the BRAVO above. Notify the world about the skank-fraud-whore. I can not believe anyone would give that piece of shit a microphone in the first place... do they want people to go deaf?

Posted by: Kimberly at March 7, 2007 10:29 AM

You said it. Excellent post and all, and you summed up my thoughts in the last paragraph...Who cares? I had never heard of her before this post, and there's more important stuff in the world than who this chink is attached to, media-wise. Turn that tenacity of yours to something more important! Not hating, I promise, just...being reasonable I guess.

Posted by: KrazieWhiteBoy at March 7, 2007 11:34 AM

More like music industry sheep dressed in DIY wolf's clothing amirite?

Posted by: Scotty at March 7, 2007 11:52 AM

tila is on my friends list. i have wondered how legit she is since she spouted off outside a nightclub that she was jared leto's girlfriend, and then when he showed up he acted like he didn't know her, but this really takes the cake. i am going to post this link on her blog and see what she has to say.

Posted by: at March 7, 2007 01:41 PM

I certainly don't have a fucking faint clue as to how the music industry works / how many cocks tila tequila has sucked, but what I do know...is that other than YOU, the people who have read this story, and maybe like 4 other WoW addicts out there--no one will know/care what is up with the Tila Tequila thing b/c they are too stupid. I've been friends on myspace with Tila Tequila watching her patheticness for almost 2 years, and she has such a stable of tools following her who TyPe LiKe ThiS that just confuses my brain to the point where I cant even build speculation.

What I do know though, is that that bitch posts stupid myspace bulletins quite frequently, and up until now I always assumed it was some fat 35 year old guy who runs her myspace and types it out for her..."hehe guyz Im SOOO TIRED from working 2 day in hollywud...so lonely.." while the fat bastard whipes Cheeto crums off his belly, jacking off. I don't know. Fuck her. [/rant]

Posted by: ihatetilatequila at March 7, 2007 01:44 PM

if you dislike her and her music thats fine...but theres no need to call her a chink..thats just uncalled for

KungFu Mike EDIT: Exactly. Don't call her a chink, guys. She's Vietnamese. Vietcong, VC, Charlie, Napalm Nguyen and Beyond "Bouncing Betty" Jean are acceptable.

Posted by: ladyluck at March 7, 2007 02:46 PM

She also needs to switch her profie to accept comments as they come in... she has like 80 comments of a upskirt spambot posting "this is hot chekkit" in a row.

Posted by: Zach at March 7, 2007 04:47 PM

it's sad how many people will believe that shit piece of a blog she has about how she is fighting the system.

Posted by: wardy at March 7, 2007 06:48 PM

Good story. It makes me sad though, I mean if you can't trust huge multimillion dollar companies with a vested interest in getting their hands on your hard earned cash and the no-talent artists that they bankroll who produce music that has no artistic or emotional value, who can you trust?

I'd do her but I wouldn't cuddle after we were done.

Posted by: Pants at March 8, 2007 05:16 AM

Heres her new bulletin she posted this morning...


It's 4:35 in the morning over here in LA and I can't sleep. I'm waiting for someone to cum over and help me go to sleep...if you get my drift...hehehe....

Anyway....So I figure I'd put up a new song called "STICKY SITUATION" because it fits perfectly with how I feel at this moment....I wrote this song when I was in heat last Summer...hahaha! So of course...it's for all the naughty boys out there. So check it out and let me know what you think. It's on my music player now called "STICKY SITUATION" it's just a preview snippet cuz you know....I am not allowed to give out the full songs.....not yet at least...hehe...I hope you like! I wrote it for fun last summer when I was in heat....duhhhh!



......irate. anger. rage. None of those words truly explain how I feel about this bulletin. I. Hate. Her. a;lkfewwjalfkefdlk;aswe

Posted by: ihatetilatequila at March 8, 2007 09:57 AM

Look closely at the last part of that bulletin:

"it's just a preview snippet cuz you know....I am not allowed to give out the full songs.....not yet at least...hehe...I hope you like!"

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU ALLOWED TO POST AN ENTIRE SONG IF YOU ARE PUTTING IT ALL OUT YOURSELF?!? Jesus Christ, can what I am implying in my post be backed up any more than by that bulletin?

Posted by: KungFu Mike at March 8, 2007 01:22 PM

okay, i understand what you're saying and everything, but since when is Wikipedia a reliable source for anything?

just wondering.

KungFu Mike EDIT: Good point. Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source for information, especially when you are talking about a celebrity bio, because it is usually made by a fan, a handler or the celebrity themselves.

In this instance, the only place where anything, and I mean ANYTHING is mentioned about Will.i.am falsely announcing Tila's record deal is on her Wikipedia profile. Whatever conclusions you draw from that are obviously your own, but from where I'm standing, the implications are pretty obvious.

Posted by: Jessorz at March 8, 2007 07:23 PM

With lil Jon as a producer there is obviously big talent and $$$'s behind this single release, official record label deal or not. (There's banner ads popping up for the single all over the place... someone's shelling out money to promote her).

Corporate America is all over MySpace, YouTube, etc. looking for ways to dupe young consumers. There is no "revolution." Great indie bands will always have to fight to be heard and I have to hear Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" everytime I turn on the radio.

That being said, I won't be kicking Tila out of my bed anytime soon. I have a weakness for the women of the Orient. You say "Bug", I say "Hot." (As long as I don't have to read her ramblings...)

KungFu Mike EDIT: Don't get me wrong, I have a healthy touch of the yellow fever myself, I just don't like to stick my cock into chicks who look like extras from the movie Antz.

Posted by: at March 8, 2007 07:43 PM

i really enjoyed reading this...why because its speaking the truth...

its important not to remain level-headed when calling things out about a person, tila in this case, but this is amazing!!!

tila isnt a whore or a bitch, shes just a huge liar and fake fuck whom i cant stand!!!!!

Posted by: kurryballs at March 8, 2007 08:41 PM

Your source of reference is wikipedia?

KungFu Mike EDIT: A source in my research was Wikipedia. Singular. One source. There are plenty of other sources cited in the write up. Jesus Christ, apparently the Sylvan Learning Center has linked to my website today.

Posted by: A reader at March 8, 2007 10:10 PM

What I want to know is whether your going to take this any further or just let it die out? I don't give care either way but it would be cool to see if you could make Tila choke on her words.

I'd like to see her choke on other things but your Ant comment has kind of freaked me out, I freaking hate ants and the way they crawl over your body when you're tied to the floor and covered in honey.

Posted by: Pants at March 9, 2007 04:49 AM

After reading a bunch of Tucker's stories reading this was like watching Rocky 5.

Posted by: Tommy Gunn at March 9, 2007 06:38 AM

I wonder if her boyfriend allows her to drive his Integra Type R?

Posted by: Zach at March 12, 2007 04:17 PM

That "music" made me puke blood.

Posted by: gravyboat at March 12, 2007 04:32 PM

To me, it seems like the major companies are exploiting the independent attitude and need for attention of the Web 2.0 crowd for profit. Web 2.0 gets the artificial high of thinking they put one over on the establishment, and the companies get more money without having to do that much work.

And if Wikipedia is to be taken seriously as a source, the ones saying that it isn't need to stop screwing around with it and trying to be funny.

Posted by: Blue at March 12, 2007 06:40 PM


Posted by: leisa at March 12, 2007 09:36 PM

lol shut the fuck up. get a life and stop stalking this poor porno messed up cant sing viet lady. why dont u go stalk britney spears? i mean shes hanging herself writing 666 all over her head. i think that'll be more interesting. yup
fucking stalker seriously lol

Posted by: yabs at March 13, 2007 10:56 PM

Do you realize you have ten fingers with which to type a coherent, grammatically accurate comment?

Posted by: Zach at March 15, 2007 08:16 AM

seriously settle the fuck down, tila tequila is doing sumthing that she likes to do y the fuck should she b labeled 4 sumthing that she likes 2 do its not fair that the world only thinks you're sumthing 2 b proud of if you're a doctor or a nurse or a lawyer. i think that if shes happy with doing wut shes doing then we shood lve her the fuck alone, and evidently she must b beautiful or else so many ppl wouldn't hav creeped her myspace u guys r fuckin jerks i wish i had as much confidence as she did 2 sho off my body and let girls and guys admire it. i realize that taking pictures and making songs like she does might not b one of ur aspirations but ppl arn't fucking ragging on u 4 having the career u hav!!! I HART TILA TEQUILA MOTHER FUCKERS

Posted by: laura at March 15, 2007 01:59 PM

and u say all this shit happen well how the fuck do u no?
did u grow up with her ? do u no her?
i didnt fuckin think so
and who the hell writes a page on how the hate someone GET A LIFE!
and yes she takes pictures some people may think are sluty....OH WELL dont look....it doesnt make u any less of a person and people who judge people by that are low lifes.
and if u think she cant sing dont listen like who goes out of there way to listen to something they dont like or write about it like come onnn
and people do make mistakes so shut the fuck up
and u have to write about how u think she is ugly
im sure ur not that hot urself
who cares if she isnt ur type
obv she is alolt of peoples
she is most looked at page on myspace
does that not tellu anything
i dont care if its cuz her pictures , music, blah blah
back the fuck off
instead of reading up on this person u seem to hate so much
like who the fuck does that
i no!!! a fuckin loser maybe?

Posted by: brie at March 15, 2007 02:15 PM


Posted by: STEVE at March 16, 2007 05:46 AM

Notice how the Tila fans posting on here have the spelling and grammar skills of a fourth-grader with down syndrome. There also seems to be a large absence of logical reasoning in their posts as well.

Posted by: joe at March 18, 2007 06:57 PM

Ha ha ha! Ooooh, snap!

Posted by: at March 19, 2007 04:56 PM

I'm about to look her up on myspace.
I thought I'd provide a kind of before/after perspective. I feel worried, and theres a sick feeling of impending tragedy in my stomach. It's as if I just saw a toddler wander out onto a busy road.

Here goes nothing...

10 seconds in: Fuck, Ive only seen the picture and it confirms all prejudices I got from KungFu Mike's article. Whore, period.

20 seconds in: The music just came on. The tainted penis of the pop-music industry was just inserted into my ear and rotated at the speed of a power drill. That was an ear-raping, sonic tragedy. My neck hurts, and my fight-or-flight instinct has been activated by this torrent of aural shit.

30 seconds in: The pictures. A mile-long stretch of self-indulgence, bringing to light the extremities of human vanity, whoreishness, and mankind's manipulative ability to put on a facade to fool the masses into positive impressions of oneself.
No this is hurting my brain, its sending me into a cycle of agitation and despair. Everything I find wrong with humanity is encapsulated in that page. She's brought it all back to mind, its not going away now. Oh no no no no, she's wrong, she is the faults of mankind incarnated in flesh.

Its so bad, I cant do it anymore. Shes a liar! A horrible liar! Shes lying to her masses of poor poor sheltered fans, and everyone, its all wrong, its so wrong.

Tila Nguyen - Fuck you.

Posted by: simpson at March 19, 2007 09:04 PM

I'm about to look her up on myspace.
I thought I'd provide a kind of before/after perspective. I feel worried, and theres a sick feeling of impending tragedy in my stomach. It's as if I just saw a toddler wander out onto a busy road.

Here goes nothing...

10 seconds in: Fuck, Ive only seen the picture and it confirms all prejudices I got from KungFu Mike's article. Whore, period.

20 seconds in: The music just came on. The tainted penis of the pop-music industry was just inserted into my ear and rotated at the speed of a power drill. That was an ear-raping, sonic tragedy. My neck hurts, and my fight-or-flight instinct has been activated by this torrent of aural shit.

30 seconds in: The pictures. A mile-long stretch of self-indulgence, bringing to light the extremities of human vanity, whoreishness, and mankind's manipulative ability to put on a facade to fool the masses into positive impressions of oneself.
No this is hurting my brain, its sending me into a cycle of agitation and despair. Everything I find wrong with humanity is encapsulated in that page. She's brought it all back to mind, its not going away now. Oh no no no no, she's wrong, she is the faults of mankind incarnated in flesh.

Its so bad, I cant do it anymore. Shes a liar! A horrible liar! Shes lying to her masses of poor poor sheltered fans, and everyone, its all wrong, its so wrong.

Posted by: simpson at March 19, 2007 09:05 PM

Were Laura and brie joking? They must have been. People can't really be THAT stupid, can they? I have respect for lots of professions. Mechanics, bartenders and janitors to doctors and lawyers. I do not, however, have any respect for people who are attention whores for a living. Way to go Tila, you have lowered the bar for what people can acceptably do for a living in this country.

Posted by: Pi at March 26, 2007 01:52 PM

Good article, although I think you're mistakenly suspicious about her songs on itunes: these days it is honestly incredibly easy to get a self-produced/written/etc song on itunes. Also, I'm pretty sure the ingrooves contract lets the artists retain complete freedom over their works' distribution: it just offers artists a way to distribute their music via various sites such as itunes, rhapsody, etc, but ultimately the artists can choose which channels their content is published through.

Posted by: Eric at March 28, 2007 12:59 PM

My thoughts exactly, Pi. She's not "confident," she's just a shameless skank who'll do anything for attention. I'm sure she's actually a deeply sad person whose dad never hugged her growing up.

Posted by: Brandon at March 29, 2007 06:19 AM

If you want to know what's lame, they had Tila Tequila on NBC's "Identity" as "Has over 1M friends on their Myspace page".

Rant about that.

Posted by: -_- at April 13, 2007 07:53 AM

You know what I love? The hypocrites yelling at you for voicing your opinion. Maybe they should've followed their own advice, shut their own mouths and spare ours eyes from having to look at their illiterate ramblings. I believe after reading that my own intelligence dropped a tad.

Posted by: Ninja at April 19, 2007 02:27 PM

Here's a bit of a riddle for you.

What do MySpace Records, Will.I.Am Music Group, A&M and Interscope all have in common?

Answer: They're all a part of the Vivendi Universal corporation.

See, MySpace Records, which releases the MySpace music compilations (including the one where Tila was pretty much the only no-name act to be included), is distributed and marketed by Interscope, which in turn is owned by Universal.

Of course, it goes without saying that MySpace's owner Tom is also president of the MySpace Records label. So he's definitely pocketing money with the help of a huge international corporate conglomerate.

And, of course, Tila herself is said to be signed-yet-not-signed to a Universal record company (will.i.am music/A&M). As per your lovely article.

She's a member of the same corporation responsible for turning out the MySpace compilations. She's a Vivendi Universal puppet, and MySpace is in on the game.

Posted by: at July 29, 2007 01:34 AM

I know Tila and everything said is either right on or not very far off the mark. She IS nothing more than some talentless POS, cum-guzzlin'-gutter-slut and WILL do anything for money. Yes, she is pretty nasty, morally bankrupt with ethics that only black widow spiders dream of. But this article that we all read here, albeit pretty factual is a boon to the skank herself. Herein lies the problem. Even negative publicity is publicity. And at times it is the best publicity. She knows this and THRIVES on it. Tila is one ugly human through and through. The real wonder is that she's not dead from AIDS, a "John" or by her own hand. Most people would put a bullet in their own head than to live their life like her. But then again they aren't Tila. Tila is guilt free, has NO conscience and is a legend in her own mind. How do you think she's gotten where she's at? It ain't much but we're talking about the ho', right? It was'nt on looks. She's just plain freakish looking. It was'nt on grace or connections or money or talent. It was her "3 Holes"...and that is a FACT, Jack. Everyone in the industry knows she's just a mouthy ho. She'll never be a REAL star because of it. She'd be better off in porn and more suited to it. After all she's got more than enough experience and the stretched out holes to prove it.

Posted by: I_Know_Tila at September 8, 2007 02:16 AM

WoW calloused nerds? What do you have against WoW to associate it with ... well ... that whore? LoL

Posted by: Xombi at September 28, 2007 05:09 PM

wowww. sounds like you did a lot of research. which makes me think, why would someone who hates this "cum dumpster" so much spend so much time trying to defraud her? Jealous maybe? Or is it the lack of a social life? Whatever it is, maybe someone just right a page about what kind of creep spends their time bashing a celebrity who will never konw they exist, much less comment on what immature things they have to say about them. This also applies to the people that commented on this page who not only made fun of her ethnic background but somehow thought they were hott enough to call Tila a "bug". It's people like you all that makes America look like a bunch of celebrity obsessed assholes.

Posted by: Kelly at November 28, 2007 05:16 PM

I agree with the last person. Instead of researching another person who is famous for nothing (anyone ever heard of Paris Hilton? At least Tila "worked" for her fame)...why don't you research the cure for cancer? You are obsessed dude...

Posted by: Krista at January 1, 2008 10:38 PM

Funny how the people who defend Tila on here are mostly females. Who most likely are whores as well if they're defending a nasty slut like Tila.

Whores got to stick together. Join the National Organization Of Bitches! N.O.O.B

Posted by: Ha at February 23, 2008 01:22 AM

Didn't anyone else notice how she doesn't have the required myspace ads on her page?

Normally accounts are deleted for removing the myspace ads.... so why not hers?


Posted by: at June 27, 2008 12:31 AM

Nevermind, she hid it in the tangled mess of her own advertisements and pictures.

There's no way she's doing all this on her own, I bet she doesn't even know HTML...

Posted by: at June 27, 2008 12:34 AM

i know she was a porn actrix...i have a video of she with a famous porn actor...u could download it on sheraza tila tequila sextape it is called

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