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I love it when you call me Mike KungFu - April 28, 2007

(Reconditioning Batteries)

To all the readers in the place with no style or grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical spam bots in your inbox
Who rock blogs and make moves up on your mommy?
The back of the club, sippin' PBR, is where you'll find me
The back of the club, slingin' insults, no crews behind me
Mad ego-bashin, bar tab passin, Loggins blastin
But I just can't quit
Because one of these honies Mikey gots ta creep with
Sleep with, keep that queef a secret why not
Why blow up my spot 'cause you bought me shots
Now check it, I got more Johnson than Magic and in the bed
Believe me sweetie, I got barely enough to feed Tahiti
No need to be greedy I got mad friends in MENSA
Video games by the layers, true Xbox players
Jump in the Rover and come over
tell your friends to forget about the PS3, I got a case of MGD.

(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Throw your hands in the air, cause he's the true hater
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
To Facebook honies lookin' funny, camera angles for dummies, uh
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Dude, low-rise jeans on your waist? Please don't gay up the place (why)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be aborting my baby
Bay-bee, uh

Straight up honey really I'm askin'
Most of these n00bz think they be hackin' but they be actin'
Who they attractin' with that line, "What's your screen name when you're online?"
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with?"
Things to make you smile, "STD test on file?"
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go text my crew
You Sidekick your crew
We can rendezvous at a dive bar around two
Plans to leave, take my keys because I'll weave
Pull the Prius up front, and turn on some Out of Touch
So we can it on the way to In-n-Out, go fill my belly
A double double's great, french fries, vanilla shake
Now don't be a Jew, cause in a few, you gon' do
What you came to do, you got the check, boo? (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch YouTube in the jacuzzi - funnel beers between your boobies

(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Throw your hands in the air, cause he's the true hater
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
To Facebook honies lookin' funny, camera angles for dummies, uh
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Dude, low rise jeans on your waist? Please don't gay up the place (why)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be aborting my baby
Bay-bee, uh

(How ya livin' Mikey Fu?) In Burbank, pretentious
Sidesteppin' little yappy dogs and chicks with oversized lenses
Tremendous lack of cream, fuck a dollar and a dream (whaat)
Still write blogs strapped with Loser of the Week
Droppin' flows, bloggin' bout lots of hos
Jaeger, boobs - not clothes - all that Mikey knows
A foolish pleasure, whatever
I have to steal the WiFi treasure, unique IP counts to measure
However living better now, SoCal weather now
Respond to PMs - I'm the man, girlfriend
(Honey check it, (check it)
Tell your MySpace friends, to get with my MySpace friends
And we can be MySpace friends
Shit we can IM every weekend (that's right)
Aight? Is that aight with you?
Yeah... keep spammin')

(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Throw your hands in the air, cause he's the true hater
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
To Facebook honies lookin' funny, camera angles for dummies, uh
(I love it when you call me Mike KungFu)
Dude, low-rise jeans on your waist? Please don't gay up the place (why)
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be aborting my baby
Bay-bee, uh

Posted by KungFu Mike at 10:49 AM

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That's my ringtone, Mikey.

Posted by: at April 29, 2007 12:42 AM

You are a sick man. KungFu killin' 'em on the 360 headset. lol

Posted by: Wayland at April 29, 2007 12:20 PM

I think I just wet myself...

No really, I'm wet now...

Posted by: at May 1, 2007 11:15 AM

That was the fucking greatest misappropriation of lyrics I've ever read. Christopher Wallace would be rolling in his grave...if he could grease the edges of the casket up enough to do so.

Posted by: at June 1, 2007 10:07 PM

I think I just had a stroke.

Posted by: Soren at November 3, 2007 05:43 PM

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