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Help me with a photo shoot - June 25, 2008

(Reconditioning Batteries)

I'm going to be having a professional shoot done in a few weeks by my buddy Tom Couture (go to my top 20 thing on Myspace if you don't already know who he is. His work is ridiculous). My problem is that I can't think of anything regarding locations or actions.

I asked Bunny, and this is what she responded with --

Okay.

How 'bout:

-Kungfu Mike doing Kungfu with homeless dudes.
-Kungfu Mike in a silk robe on a big mattress surrounded by HOT GIRLS HE NEVER INTRODUCES ME TO.
-Kungfu Mike in a bathtub full of Mac N' Cheese
-Kungfu Mike acts serious in a gay bar (you prolly won't want to do that one)
-Kungfu Mike throwing a tank full of lobsters into fresh water, or rather, Kungfu Mike in a river surrounded by dead floating lobsters (I rather like this one)
-Kungfu Mike on a bike with a 40 in one hand and a molotov cocktail in the other
-Kungfu Mike pissing on the old man in the mountain. Kungfu Mike pissing on an old man.

Any of these float your boat?

What do you guys think? Should I go with some of these ideas? Have any other ones? Let me know. Maybe I'll use it. Maybe I'll call you a retard and take a dump on your laptop. I'm not sure; the world is full of maybes.

Oh, and I'm still working on part 3 of Ginsanity. Be patient, that shit is hard to write.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 6:34 PM

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I like the first two. And the one with you on a bike. I'd listen to Bunny!

Posted by: Lizza at June 26, 2008 01:21 AM

-KungFu Mike injecting someone with cancer
-KungFu Mike throwing bottles at people
-KungFu Mike torching a manequin or a person shaped thing with a "Your Face Here" on the face
-KungFu Mike still wearing his work clothes, covered in blood

Posted by: Sally at June 26, 2008 05:00 AM

What are these photos going to be used for? Also..if you do the mac and cheese one...could you ever eat mac and cheese again??

Posted by: Trevyn at June 26, 2008 05:04 AM

Kung Fu with homeless dudes, no question.

Or maybe a remake of Gwar's "Have You Seen Me?" music video?

Posted by: Dillon at June 26, 2008 05:30 AM

The first three are good-especially the mac and cheese one. How about...
-Kungfu Mike curled up with box of wine with binky bottle top
-Kungfu Mike asleep next to toilet with pink stuffed animal in one arm and empty handle in other
-Kungfu Mike hiding in tree with cat (or mother figure) at base

should be fun, can't wait for the pictures

Posted by: Ben Bartell at June 26, 2008 05:49 AM

yeah i'd vote for the homeless kung fu, or the tub of mac and cheese - with a 40

Posted by: yamomz at June 26, 2008 05:57 AM

I was about to suggest one where a hobo is crouching in fear of you with his hand over your head with you lunging your right leg back about to kick the crap out of him. But I like Bunny's idea of riding a bike holding a 40 and a Molotov cocktail. Good job Buns!

P.S: I also imagine you taking this with a beer helmet on.

Posted by: Jais at June 26, 2008 06:41 AM

I suggest a 007 style/the Transporter type of picture. Kungfu mike leaping through the air, guns blazing. I've done it, timing is everything:

Posted by: thatguy at June 26, 2008 07:22 AM

This is so obvious; Kung Fu Mike berating some poor individual (perhaps calling them a retard) while taking a dump on their laptop.

Better yet; Kung Fu Mike taking a dump on a retard's laptop.

Posted by: yoyoma at June 26, 2008 07:38 AM

I was about to suggest a bum in the middle of the street crouched with his arms over his head with you posed with your right leg reared back suggesting you kicking the crap out of it, but I like Bunny's idea of you on a bike with the 40 and the Molotov Cocktail. The only thing that will make that better would be a beer helmet. Good job Buns!

Posted by: Jais at June 26, 2008 09:03 AM

The bike idea is pretty cool. I'd go with that.

Posted by: Ben at June 26, 2008 10:55 AM

Mac and Cheese...

/that is all...

Posted by: at June 26, 2008 12:04 PM

A pink polo shirted and popped collared douche duck taped to a lawn chair being slowly tilted by kung fu mike's foot into a swimming pool.

kung fu mike standing over a completely fist obliterated mailbox.

Kung fu mike chasing a bunch of kids with a chainsaw.

kung fu mike in a dojo surrounded by unconscious and broken karate guys

kung fu mike drop kicking a mime

kung fu mike in bed with a girl while the room is packed with people, laughing at him.

kung fu mike asleep on a living room floor in a pile of empty hotsauce bottles, cans or bottles of whichever beer is your favorite, and handcuffed to a chair or severed limb.

kung fu mike driving in a convertible full of scantily clad women around him while he runs down an elderly woman on the road.

kung fu mike in the famous mad max movie poster caption with the dog and double barrel sawed off shotgun.

kung fu mike stalking a bunch of posers with a gigantic fucking machete.

kung fu mike feeding someone to zoo animals

kung fu mike polevaulting over a stack of homeless people.

kung fu mike peeing on some guys shoes.

kung fu mike around a bunch of hot women, all of them crying.

Kung fu mike single handedly capturing osama bin laden.

kung fu mike throwing some kid into a trash can.

Posted by: steve at June 26, 2008 01:38 PM

Dude. The fo'ty and the firebomb. Always the way to go. What's this photo for again?

Posted by: CaptainCanada at June 26, 2008 01:56 PM

Number One: Find a village.

Number Two: Kill said village.

Number Three: Pose to show satisfaction of your
dominance over all that stands
against you (or what is right).

Number Four: Title the image:

The Bjorn Supremacy

Posted by: Wayland at June 26, 2008 07:55 PM

I'm just gonna agree with Wayland. Anything with Bjorn is gold (also, I love that movie).

Try to work in Bjorn's 'clownface' quote if you can.

Or do any of the first three options Bunny gave you.

Posted by: Alice at June 27, 2008 04:35 AM

Funnel in one hand, Draino in the other.

Posted by: Backroom at June 27, 2008 04:47 AM

Kung Fu Mike doing headstand on a skateboard while spin kicking a row of young male dorky looking uber Christian missionary types on either side of him. Skateboard should be pulled by either a huge pack of foaming at the mouth wild dogs or a really tiny fruity looking poodle with a skull and crossbones logo embded on its sweater. Beer cap defying laws of gravity a must.

Posted by: Choooch819 at June 27, 2008 08:04 AM

KungFuMike working on the assembly line of a Draino factory, smiling like a born-again Christian

Posted by: Phil at June 27, 2008 12:14 PM

I don't like my Mikey all sad about stuff. I prefer my Mikey all repressed and super angry, with periods of intense joy. But then I remember it's important to be sad sometimes.

FUCK YOU, AND I LOVE YOU!

Buns

Posted by: TheBunny at June 27, 2008 08:00 PM

a baby pool full of mac n cheese with you holding a wooden spoon and a bottle of gin... insane, ginsane, ginsanity -or maybe you should just finish the story.

Posted by: TC at June 28, 2008 01:16 PM

this one made me laugh really hard:
"kung fu mike around a bunch of hot women, all of them crying."

but i still vote for mac n cheese.

Posted by: KateInL.A. at June 28, 2008 06:40 PM

For a moment, I thought I had discovered why you hadn't updated in awhile:

Posted by: pg at July 11, 2008 01:07 PM

Yeah, I rather like the idea of Kungfu Mike still in his blood-spattered work clothes.

Posted by: Ben at July 17, 2008 04:07 PM

I like the blood-spattered work clothes idea, but make the work clothes something like a nice business suit or maybe some formal attire. Kind of like something out of American Psycho.

Hope all is well. Still eagerly waiting to read Ginsanity part 3. Everyone is.

Posted by: nick at July 21, 2008 11:01 AM

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