Ghost ride the whip?! GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!!! - December 2, 2006

(Reconditioning Batteries)

Earlier this morning I was scratching my nuts, drinking a cup of nasty coffee that I made the day before and watching GMA when all of a sudden Robin Roberts shut her stupid hussie mouth and they had a segment on kids "ghost riding", or getting out of their parents' grocery getters while they are moving, dancing next to them like oxygen starved, crip-walking whirling dervishes and getting back in before they crash into something. Seriously. Kids do this now. For fun.

What the fuck?! What happened to sneaking cigarettes behind the garage and MTV's The Grind fueled chronic masturbation on sick days?!? I'm going to take it a step further and start ghost riding shopping carts filled with cat food and adult diapers through the deli at my local supermarket, doing the dinosaur, pointing at chicks and thrusting my hips while chanting "ghost riiiiide the cart - GHOST RIIIIDE THE CART!!"

I am SO going to be knee deep in soccer mom panties. That reminds me; I should buy some Febreze while I'm there.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 4:56 PM

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Posted by: Robert Franchez at January 6, 2007 05:46 PM

here is ghost ride the volvo

Posted by: Katie at September 8, 2007 08:56 PM

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