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Choosy Moms Don't Choose KungFu Mike - January 2, 2007

(Reconditioning Batteries)

Girl: your blogs are what attract me to you

kungfumike: ahhh, you've already read some?

Girl: yes

Girl: how many sexual partners have you had?

kungfumike: Good question

kungfumike: I don't know

Girl: eeewwww

kungfumike: all I know is that I'm clean as a whistle

Girl: haha

kungfumike: how about you?

Girl: I have a 11 month old baby

Girl: i really can't believe you made a pie chart in that blog

Girl: I laughed out loud and everyone just looked at me

Girl: 1.... I'm nerdy like that

kungfumike: I headbutted a baby shortly after I wrote that

kungfumike: right in the neck

kungfumike: KAPOW!

Girl: uuummmm........yeah

kungfumike: Sometimes I like to shake babies

kungfumike:
they're like tambourines with hair

Girl: that isn't cool

Girl: you know what? fuck you, dick. Ill fuckin kill you

Girl signed off at 8:47 p.m.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 9:10 PM

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You are my hero.

Posted by: at January 3, 2007 04:49 AM

Mmmm, bi-polar bitches. They're always the most entertaining. In and out of bed. And I have the scars to prove it.

Posted by: Captain Canada at January 4, 2007 12:44 AM

Evidently, she hadn't read your blog closely enough...

Posted by: Anonymous at January 11, 2007 01:02 AM

You have my heart.

Posted by: MargotPolo at April 20, 2008 10:46 AM

You have my heart.

Posted by: MargotPolo at April 20, 2008 10:47 AM

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