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Badunkadunk-Gunt - January 18, 2007

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Girl: Hiya kungfooey

Kungfumike: Hello

Girl: You don't know me, but I sent you some pictures for your little booby page

Kungfumike: you did?

Girl: Yep. a few minutes ago

Kungfumike: hold on, let me check

Girl: k

Kungfumike: Jesus Christ

Girl: I hope that is a good Jesus Christ lol

Kungfumike: Dude, I don't think that you really want me to post these.

Kungfumike: Seriously, I can't post these. Thanks, though.

Girl: Whatever the fuck ever. who the fuck are you, asshole like ur hot or something

Kungfumike: The space between your belly button and your vagina looks like an invisible kitten kneading a beige featherbed. I don't know whether I want to lash you to an elliptical machine or stretch a fitted sheet over your crotch and take a nap.

Girl signed off at 11:12:08 PM

Posted by KungFu Mike at 8:03 PM

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u r meen!!!!! Hee Hee

Posted by: mattoka at January 19, 2007 01:52 AM

I love the way you and Tucker own the fat-nasties with your debilitating warrior words. All hail, Bjorn the Village Killer!

Posted by: Wayland at January 19, 2007 10:12 AM

It's not like you didn't give her a warning. She knew what was coming.

Posted by: Jahed at January 19, 2007 07:08 PM

So where are her pictures? Where's this "little booby page" for that matter?

KungFu Mike Edit: I deleted the pictures. In all seriousness, I would never subject you people to that kind of shit. Also, I don't want to be named in a class action lawsuit because I rendered the boners of hundreds of thousands of people useless.

The page she is referencing is "Viva Juggtropolis. You can find it in my archives for now, but it will be a separate section on the main menu as soon as my web guy crawls out of his bottle.

Posted by: Ben at January 21, 2007 05:04 AM

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