And down will fall Cro Cop, gay trunks and all. - April 22, 2007

(Reconditioning Batteries)

Apparently, crowd favorite and soulless, shark-eyed denizen of Hell had a hot Match.com date with the canvas of the Octagon that just couldn't wait until he was done fighting Gabriel Gonzaga last night at UFC 70. Unfortunately for Mirko, who is already married with children, the cameras of Cheaters were on the scene to capture his shameless infidelity on film.

I'm still trying to come up with the words to describe what I'm feeling inside after watching this. I'm pretty sure it's the same mixed bag of emotions that a four year-old boy with late-stage leukemia would feel, if his drunken stepfather told him that there was no such thing as Jesus, Santa or the Easter Bunny--right before he threw all of his Construx in a bonfire and let the air out of his Pogo Ball with a cigarette that was lit with his Tooth Fairy money.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 12:13 PM

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My man wasn't too happy about that either. I was in pain just watching how he landed on that knee.. DAMN MAN!

Posted by: SlayersAngel at April 22, 2007 07:36 PM

Yeah...Mirko should have just unleashed on Gonzaga and finished the sh*t early. He gave him too much respect and space. If they meet again, then Gonzaga will eat canvas. I felt the same way you did upon seeing that happen. Gonzaga is such a pile of dog turds.

Posted by: Wayland at April 22, 2007 08:54 PM

Gonzaga over Crocop, Serra over GSP, Sokoudjou over Arona; it's only April and 2007 is already the Year of the Upset.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 23, 2007 11:11 PM

I thought it was pretty interesting how Rogan foreshadowed it (the KO) when he was explaining how "Cro-Cop" didn't have the right kind of head to take a true knockout strike. I had no idea that "head structure" was an issue when you are eating punches all night, although it makes sense now. Gonzaga reminds me of Shrek with downsyndrome.

Posted by: Joe at May 4, 2007 10:12 AM

Anyone who openly admits to practicing kung fu shouldn't really be judging who's gay and who isn't... Why don't you go pretend fight someone mike?

KUNGFU MIKE EDIT: And we have a winner in the "I have no idea why this guy is named KungFu Mike" contest. Take a bow!

Posted by: Anonymous at August 7, 2008 11:45 AM

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