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A Big Announcement - April 1, 2007

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Greetings everyone,

I just want to let everyone know about how much I love Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and my Lord and Savior. He is my everything, and because of this, I am no longer going to be writing on the Internet.

Being out in Los Angeles has really changed me, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to let the Lord into my life and end the debauchery once and for all. I was on the path to total destruction before I was touched by His word.

As of today, I will be deleting my website and MySpace page, as they are representative of my past sins, and not of who I am now; a messenger of the Kingdom of Heaven.

God bless you,

~Michael

4/20 EDIT: Jesus kiddie felching Christ, people. I wish I could show you all the email I got about this. Some people were like, "Awesome, Mike! I'm glad you found the Lord!" Others said, "LOL, I know that you are totally joking, ROFL!", but the best ones...the best ones said, "Fuck you, you cocksucker. Fuck you and fuck your Jesus. You are such a faggot."

You people renew my faith in humanity.

Posted by KungFu Mike at 4:05 PM

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Nice April Fools joke.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 1, 2007 05:42 PM

I don't know what to say. I can't figure out if this is some type of joke, but if it isn't then I wish you goodluck!

Posted by: aL at April 1, 2007 05:51 PM

oh wait, april fools...on me. haah..

Posted by: aL at April 1, 2007 05:52 PM

hahaha, happy april's 1st to you to.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 1, 2007 05:57 PM

It would have been much better if you had actually replaced your page with the message instead of making it look like a regular post. Now assholes like me can ruin it for everyone!

Posted by: Napsterbater at April 1, 2007 07:05 PM

Happy April Fuckin' Fools!

Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at April 1, 2007 07:08 PM

LOL nice april fool's day joke. almost had me going there until i looked up at the date next to the title.

Posted by: Justin at April 1, 2007 07:18 PM

I didn't know it was a joke. I knew that it sounded a little over the top but yeah... Anywho, I was going to congratulate you on it but I guess I'll congratulate you on a joke well devised.

Posted by: Wayland at April 1, 2007 08:21 PM

I hope Rosh Koch calls you out Rogan-style for biting his shit.

Posted by: HalfNelson at April 1, 2007 09:04 PM

Hey assholes, he didn't do this with the intention of fooling anybody.

Posted by: at April 1, 2007 09:11 PM

Maybe the real joke is on the idiots rushing to post "Nice April Fools!" You guys are just too damn clever. Nothing escapes your attention.

Posted by: Jase at April 2, 2007 03:23 AM

What I don't get is how LA would make you love God...surely you would join a nice cult or commune and/or become a scientologist?

But anyway, just in case you aren't joking, I recommend that all the beautiful women in LA start corrupting you again quick!

Posted by: hat at April 4, 2007 03:38 AM

Most. Unbelievable. Joke. Ever.

Posted by: -_- at April 4, 2007 07:22 AM

why don't you fucking update anymore?

Posted by: belligerent at April 11, 2007 05:32 PM

Obviously it's because he turned his life and soul toward god and deleted kungfumike.net and his myspace page. Durr...

Posted by: JollyGreenGiant at April 18, 2007 11:28 AM

Obviously it's because he turned his life and soul toward god and deleted kungfumike.net and his myspace page. Durr...

Posted by: JollyGreenGiant at April 18, 2007 11:38 AM

Yeah...there's a good question for you, Mike.

Posted by: Wayland at April 18, 2007 11:46 AM

Obviously it's because he turned his life and soul toward god and deleted kungfumike.net and his myspace page. Durr...

Posted by: JollyGreenGiant at April 18, 2007 11:48 AM

update...?

Posted by: aL at April 18, 2007 10:59 PM

This reminds me of Maynards April fools joke a few years back. A couple days later it was posted, "Yeah, Maynard found Jesus alright...in his cellar pissing in Maynards wine bottles."

Posted by: Ninja at April 19, 2007 01:17 PM

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