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555-1212 - March 28, 2008

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*ring*

*ring*

*rin - Thank you for calling Blockbuster, how can I help you?

Hi. Yes, can you tell me if you happen to have a copy of The Mist in yet?

(pause)

Yes, we do indeed.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU HAVE ONE?!? YOU HAVE A COPY OF THE MIST?!? CAN I RESERVE THAT COPY RIGHT NOW?!?

Um, yeah, Sure. What's your first name?

MICHAEL!!! MY FIRST NAME IS MICHAEL!!!

O...K...Michael, we'll hold this copy of The Mist here for you until 8 pm tonight.

Thaaa - *crack*. Thank y *crackle* Th *hacking cough*

Excuse me? '

Thank you very much. I'll be right over. *whispering*

I'm sorry, sir. Can you turn your volume up, I can barely hear you.

I'll be right over. Thank you.

I think your phone is losing reception. We'll hold the movie anyway, OK?

*click*


(gurgling throat clearing noises followed by a nearly silent "fuck")

Posted by KungFu Mike at 8:33 AM

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